
Chronic Conundrum
Everyone’s chronic conundrum is that we are born into a complex web of deceit, and it’s very challenging to see the truth. With the proliferation of AI, this technocratic hellscape of “expert-led” control is only going to get worse. It’s my duty as a human being to sound the alarm, even if no one is listening. Some would call this martyrdom, I say it’s heroic.
My wife and I recently sold most of our belongings, as we prepare to live on-the-road with our son, bouncing from country to country, while trying to elude the digitized tentacles of a cybernetic Borg. It’s a modern day Odyssey, with less body hair. Give me 30 minutes each Friday and I’ll update you on our journey, as we seek sanity in an increasingly insane world.
Episodes
19 episodes
The Obsessive Compulsive Reorder
For those of us with OCD, we crave order and routine. How did moving to another country affect my psyche? It wasn't pretty. In fact, it was borderline disgusting. Will I be able to get my shit together, or will a decades-long neurosis drive me ...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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35:59

The Lost Art of Metaphor Decryption
There's a bizarre, benevolent presence in the dream realm, that sends everyone important messages in the form of veiled metaphors. But did you know that these same messages come to you in your waking reality as well? It’s true! You just h...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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34:54

If Dreams Die, Life is a Broken-Winged Bird that Cannot Fly
When a bird speaks do you listen? I finally did. Because of this, I’ve set off to the highlands of central Mexico, with my family, for an exploration of my inner most fears. Will we soar into the ether of infinite possibility, or will my old, h...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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35:19

A Secular Pilgrimage for the Modern Era
As my wife, son, and I prepare to leave the US for a contemporary pilgrimage of epic proportions, the Matrix is doing its best to try and detain us. Can we free ourselves physically, emotionally, and spiritually from a malevolent societal imper...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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33:58

I'm Just Bits and Bytes Coming Out of Your Speaker
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Why my brother is like a retarded dolphin. How your therapist doesn't really want to cure you.Faking my own death to escape this whacked-out fucking cu...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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50:31

Buzzing at the Frequency of Retardation
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Yet another Unplanned Panty Tangent (UPT).Is American cheese the equivalent of brie?Are HOKA sneakers retarded? Yes. How my magnetism often ov...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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35:40

The Screams, Shouts, and Stink of Men Expressing Their Rage
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Am I the "Bodfather"?Did I get chlamydia from going down on a hooker?Could Chron Con live in posterity in the vaults of the techno-sphere?Why our f...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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35:13

An Overwhelming, Giant Bubble of Sadness
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...How last week's story got my wife super horny.Why my mom has Trump Derangement Syndrome.Am I a Big Giant Baby (BGB)?How I was once attacked by a fo...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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34:55

Take Me Back to the Start
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Why Boomers are giant, wrinkly babies.If your ex is a nasty-ass hoe...what does that say about YOU?Why does my mom pretend to read?How I was once m...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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57:39

Interwoven Quantum Connections
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Could I be the world's first "Bodcaster"?Do you suffer from Resting Bitch Face (RBF)?Are orthodontists sick machinations of the collective?How my w...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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51:16

Chron Con on Rogue Ways!
Welcome to Chron Con! I recently went on one of my favorite podcasts, Rogue Ways w/ Lindsey Scharmyn. Click here for all things Lindsey: https://linktr.ee/lindseyscharmyn. In this epis...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:24:45

The Schizophrenic Revolution
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Is my wife Yoda? Same size, she is. Can rawdoggin' keep you out of the metaverse?What a suburban gunrunner taught me about life.Does naked tra...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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53:10

Vulnerability is Death!
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...How only real men cry during podcast interviews. Has Chron Con gone international?Exploring the asthenosphere of my psyche (gross).Why I like ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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53:12

A Time Machine of Truth
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Did nuns ever beat me with rulers, and did I like it?Is the sun closer than we think? (yes, my oven proves it). Why everyone needs themselves a Peter.<...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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52:03

The Unconscious State of Terror
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Would Danish rent-a-grandma be a viable business?How weird is Portland, OR really?Could I beat a hobo in a fist fight?Does podcasting from my bathr...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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52:42

I Don't Sleep, I Dream
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...Who really owns your house? (you don't)Why Koreans are wonderfully wacky.Is my wife is a riddle wrapped in an enigma?How I met an actual p...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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53:40

The Temptation Paradox
Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder...What would an alien think of public school?Why everyone should do a podcast.Is my wife part dolphin?Why 99% of humanity chooses servitude over cont...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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56:29
